just_a_brit_gaming55
@just_a_brit_gaming55 · here since jan 2026
the head chud. new career every week, same disaster movie every time
- head chud
- chaos god clergy
- cat drone candidate
- freeloader applicant
the reading
brit likes it when things blow up. 69 messages have a disaster, a volcano, a nuke or an explosion in them, counted. failed geography and still came out knowing how to survive four of them1. the film is 2012, one of three brit can rewatch2. there's a religion on top of it too. the chaos god, 20 messages so far, and the one rule is hands off3.
then there's the plans. first shitposter pm, by way of going on fishtank4. a superhero film that was at the storyboard stage in february, where dubuhlxing had to ask if it was real5. an etsy store for resin dice, dice done, store pending6. a social network called SafeSpace where you can post and nobody can comment7. pyrotechnics, because explosions8. genchat is still waiting on all five.
606 messages in the fishtank channel, 479 of them in april, 104 on finale day. brit's ambition on the show is freeloader, on the grounds of being able to annoy people by existing9. on finale day brit said every season is good for different reasons10. in a fishtank channel that's a hot take.
in the server brit is the head chud. hoover handed out the title11, brit bumped it up to king12, and the word is now in 49 of brit's messages. Voxel has said pack it in four times and once asked for one normal day. brit said that's like asking the sun to stop being so bright13. when the mayor race came round the whole platform was a free cat drone14, followed later that day by where the drones come from15.
most likely to
- go on fishtank as step one of running for parliament4
- spell either as ether. 19 for 19 in the archive, zero the other way16
- invent bin teleporting and admit it's useless in the same message17
- call collecting points on the mcdonald's app a robbery19
- offer you a drone and not mention it used to be your cat until after you voted15
- hear subway sucks and go back to subway. 10 subway messages and counting18
flags
green flags
eras
arrived with a survival plan
first seen january 12. 350 messages that month, and nine days in genchat knew which four disasters brit can live through1
pitch month
1,192 messages. the superhero film got storyboarded in the chat and dubuhlxing asked the obvious question5
finale shift
1,379 messages, brit's biggest month. 153 on april 13 alone, the day the season ended, and brit was the one saying it was good10
campaign trail
down to 54 messages in august and 54 in september. turned up for the mayor race anyway with one policy14
orbit
Voxelvoxel has told brit to pack it in four times and asked for one normal day. brit compared that to dimming the sun13
hooverhoover named brit the head chud11 and has replied chud to brit 19 times. brit signs off as king12
布青格the film desk. dubuhlxing is the only one who checked whether the superhero movie was being written5
Svampen Bob194 replies to brit. brit said subway was good as always and got this one back18
receipts
- 1
Didn’t pass geography but I know how to survive a earthquake, volcano, tornado and tsunami
- 2
But it has fight club, American psycho and 2012 the only films I can watch regularly
- 3
You don’t control Chaos you embrace it
- 4
That’s why I want to go in fishtank. Gain popularity then run for parliament. Be the first shitposter PM
- 5
oh are you actually writing this
the superhero film
- 6
I’ve made several dice in the past but have started the Etsy store yet
- 7
I’m going start a social media platform called SafeSpace where you post anything but no one can comment
- 8
Love explosions. Might study pyrotechnics
- 9
I wouldn’t mind being a freeloader. I’ve been told I can piss people off just by existing
- 10
Personally I enjoy every season of fishtank for different reasons
- 11
the head chud
brit had asked who am i then
- 12
I’m the king of the chuds
- 13
That’s like asking the sun to stop being so bright. It’s impossible
voxel had just asked can you be normal today cheers
- 14
Vote for me and get a cat drone.
- 15
A vote for me is a vote for taxidermising cats and converting them skin into a drone. Reject your flesh meat bags. Embrace the cold certainty of steel
- 16
You ether die a hero or live as the villain
- 17
I’ve developed bin teleporting technology. I can teleport to any bin its useless but cool I guess
- 18
Subway fucking sucks
brit had just said subway was good as always
- 19
That’s how I rob em
the heist is the mcdonald's app. buy food, get points, get a free meal
- 20
I mean technically fish is meat