words, bits and running jokes, with receipts.
first seen nov 2024
a channel where the next person adds the next rule. proton wrote the first batch in november 2024 and it's past rule 219 now. nobody ever posted rule 208.
1. You can't leave.
Rule 101. All rules are subject to change at any moment during any time.
Rule 205: No hate speech.
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first seen sep 2024
101 bots have posted in this server and 30 of them have [FAG] in the name. proton listed the bots he wanted and members built them for points and a trophy.
Help a botter with a bot or create a bot for the server that's helpful/that people will use often
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21+50 - Made a bot for the server
You want the 99 sound effects on the bot guy to be mayor
first seen nov 2024
get someone from the show to join the server and you earn a trophy role. there was a board of who was wanted and a leaderboard for whoever brought in the most fish.
we need a role as like a "bounty hunter" that you got a fish in the server
theres now a new bounty board leaderboard at the bottom of the completed bounty board, for anyone that gets multiple fish this board will track it
+80 - Getting a Production member of Fisthank in the server AND an interview happens with said Production member
first seen jun 2025
luthien posts rabbit gifs, hundreds of them. it got heavy enough in uncensored that buttzinger asked for it to stop and offered a whole channel to bunny out in. alexiscure caught it too.
These are some uncensored bunnies
please stop bunny posting in uncensored, if you'd like i could see if we can get you a channel to "bunny out" in
21οΈβ£ 19οΈβ£ 1is that some online meme? idk man I just share bunnies
first seen dec 2025
scrumshire goes fishing and general gets the report. there's a fish thread in general that is mostly him. the carp grand slam is the high point so far.
I was wondering if they become footballs at some point like carp
I went there and snagged a carp lmao
I got a carp grand slam today
first seen oct 2024
the opposite of a gem. a lump of coal under your message means it stunk, and enough coal knocks a post back off the board. some people ask for it.
Coal everything I post for the next hour to shame me into doing better
why coal that? it genuinely happened
2first seen dec 2024
dj jeremy plays sets in vc and the server turns up for them. the first one in the archive is a hardstyle set from december 2024. people have been begging for the next one since.
Also DJ JEREMY HARDSTYLE set happening soon
DJ set crazy tonight
I really need another dj set some time next week plsssssssssss! Jeremy plssssss!
first seen feb 2025
mod ranks. you get one dot, then two, and it goes up to four. rule 133 says don't ask what they mean, so people ask when they're getting theirs.
Rule 133. Don't question what the "Dots" mean.
when do i get my third dot?
i donβt want dot i want mayor
first seen aug 2026
august 21. proton ran the place and went quiet in august 2025. a year later staff made the date a holiday and told everyone to mourn by celebrating. rule 210 says he's still watching.
So today we mourn through celebration. The way he would want.
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6Rule 203: the rules are all still valid even in the absence of Protonshill
Rule 210: Proton is still watching
first seen nov 2024
the server's money. for almost two years it was an emoji and a joke about investing. in august 2026 it turned into a real balance you could earn, and the mayor gets paid in it.
fagcoin
2Rule 148. FagCoin WILL be a rugpull.
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1The election only gives u fagcoin
1 1first seen sep 2024
the π react. three of them and your message gets hung on the gemboard. it's the most used reaction in the whole archive, a few hundred ahead of the heart.
GEM ALERT
For the gemboard/coalboard it takes 3 of either to get on the board. They counter each other though and can take each other off the board
gem this message until discord shuts down
first seen jan 2025
what people call #general. the one everyone is in now only opened on december 22 2025 and already holds three out of every four messages in the archive.
sorry i deleted that thinking this was regular genchat
New genchat new me
bruh why r u using music bot in genchat
first seen dec 2025
texas says it. of the 103 times anyone has typed good morning everyone in here, 92 were texas. rule 206 also orders the chat to wish ultra a good morning every day.
Good morning everyone
must be wished a good morning every morning.
Good morning everyone π₯³
Gm fagc gm Peggy gm every1 :3
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first seen may 2025
the chat spells things under your message one letter emoji at a time. it's usually an insult. complaining about it gets you more of it.
Someone who emoji reacts 'based' to their own posts can't be too high quality in any regard tbh
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1who keeps reacting and unreacting do i have someone blocked
stop with the hatful reacts
first seen dec 2024
pinning a label on someone with nothing to back it up, usually the worst label going. it's against the rules, so now any accusation at all gets called a jacket.
pdf file jacketing is a instant warning, not a ban
the fuck is jacketing mean
I am legalizing BlackJacketing
first seen aug 2026
attention. the buzz you get off people reacting to you. geeg brought the word in and now any bait post gets called loosh farming.
nice looshfarming fomomining attempt
idc what i post anymore lifes all abt dat loosh high
i loosh mine i dont farm
first seen apr 2025
a bot that read the chat and wrote summaries of it. it broke, and people have been asking for it back ever since. enswined offered to do the job by hand in the meantime.
Whatβs the implementation of lore bot
im the server grok until we get lorebot back
this is why we need lorebot to work
first seen aug 2026
on august 26 2026 the server started electing a mayor, with a daily wage in fagcoin. everybody wanted it. wren's first campaign promises were about spending the money on trolling luthien.
SLEEZY4MAYOR
IF ELECTED MAYOR I WILL RELEASE THE ULTRA FILES
I can't wait for the mayoral race to end so the messages stop lol
dj jeremy is the peoples mayor
first seen oct 2024
an account called mr. fishtank posted the first rules, the oldest message in the archive. then there were more accounts with the same name. rule 122 asks you to tell staff if you work out who they all are.
hey guys its me mr fishtank
Rule 122. If you figure out who all these Mr. Fishtanks are please inform staff.
Mr fishtank stop typing
first seen sep 2024
the voice channels are named after federal agencies. nsa is where interviews and dj sets got streamed. atf is where the yelling is.
can the tts bot have perms to join in ATF?
everyone yelling and fighting in ATF while i'm living life with ophelia and wren in NSA
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1moonwalk competition at 12:00 EST in NSA VC
first seen apr 2026
dj jeremy's serial. from april 20 2026 he posted emergency broadcasts about a monster flattening new york, numbered by phase. it ran for 165 broadcasts and got as far as phase 27.
This is an emergency broadcast system. This is not a test. Right now, we are witnessing some major activity in New York City. Operation Cloverfield Engage.
The information that you guys got for phase 5 was completely false.
Plus we have the cloverfield monster to worry about and its children and now aliens GOD HELP US
first seen nov 2024
ads for the server, made by the server. posters, gifs, logo edits. proton paid for each one in points and posted the ledger where everyone could see it.
Think this would work better in reverse?
the first words anyone typed in the propaganda channel
+5 - Made a propaganda GIF for the server
We should have propaganda saying fagc has funny girls.
1 1 1first seen aug 2026
looly's verdict on the mayor elections, posted in caps for about a week in late september 2026. the complaint was that only mods could win.
can we talk about the rigged election??
MOD RIGGED VOTES
NEVER FORGET
are you fr implying the elections are rigged rn ??????
first seen dec 2024
type the server's name and the same three emoji show up under your message. it works even when you're complaining about the place. 1,665 of the 1,680 messages wearing that react have fagc in them.
fagc
1 1 1surely we are allowed to say fagc in fagc
1 1 1Ur in fagc tho
3 3 3π 1first seen aug 2026
shut the fuck up with two words taken out. it turned up on august 15 2026 and hoover has said it 51 times, more than any other person in here.
SHUT FUCK SHUT FUCK ONE US ONE WIFE.
shut fuck u make group chats lose aura
Behave (sush) vs acting bad (not shut fuck)
first seen sep 2024
smaller servers where fagc people also sit. rule 184 bans them in capitals. the complaint that everyone is in one is older than the rule.
Itβs kinda lame everyone is in side servers kinda like high school
Rule 184. NO SIDE SERVERS π‘
Its a side server a lot of FagC people are in.
1 1 1first seen aug 2024
confusedsiren56 typed it into the tts room for months so the bot would say it out loud in vc. 83 of the server's 132 teletubby messages are theirs. in 2026 people were still asking if that was the teletubbies guy.
teletubbies
do i have pomision to nuke general-uncensored with teletubbies just to clean it up abit
the teletubbies guy??
first seen mar 2026
the server's award show. ultra and melvin spent ten days collecting categories and votes in general and the ceremony went out in vc on march 12 2026. the next day people who missed it wanted a recap.
Are you guys ready for the Fagys? (FAGC AWARD SHOW) what kind of categories would you guys like to see?
1 1 1the fagys are a distraction
Who was in the fagys I want a recap
first seen aug 2024
two things. on the show it's the text to speech viewers fire into the house. in here it's how people with no mic talk in vc, you type and a bot says it, and boosters get to do it in voices cloned off the show.
Bing is abusing TTS
its not tts its stt
the only joke is TTS
first seen jun 2026
physician's sentence starter. when that cookie spicy and mccrispy, when that cookie a squid. fih picked it up and by august the word cookie was turning up hundreds of times a month.
When that cookie spicy and mccrispy
My bakery gotta be called βwhen that cookieβ and all the names of products is like βwhen that cookie banana breadβ
1when that cookie is mayor
first seen nov 2024
rule 1 of the actual-rules, and rule 207 a year later in case anyone forgot. it's how the server talks about itself. you hate it and you're still here.
can't leave
Rule 207: you canβt leave. And if you have left, youβll be back.
6i hate this server