fagcpedia

wikis = cringe. we made one anyway

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specimen of the day

Waggler🧿

knows what your name meant in greek and is typing it from the tub

soaking · cognates · stickers · lorebot
[FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐

will ping you to look at a fish

muddy · patient · pingy · soft
TEXAS TURKEY

92 good morning everyones, 23 costumes, one bar of wifi

morning · facepaint · yummy · buffering
wren

keeps calling fagc dead and has over 16,000 messages in it

sparring · verdicts · campaigning · kebab
hollyy❄️⛄

says the votes are rigged, then asks you to vote for him

caps · foenem · neutral · unreleased
peggy

has 3 gifs and 4 emojis and has posted one of the gifs 517 times

hmmmm · gif · salad · admin
Fih

206 soundcloud links, 181 cookies, no computer since 2024

soundcloud · kaiju · crumbs · sybau
Melvin Doo

said no to the fagys and to mayor, did both, and brought bread

monday · loaf · tubby · alas
DatPat

told his own voters to switch for $1000. won mayor six weeks later

bald · soup · cardio · based
jingle bellzinger

40 sauces, 233 coal, 1000 fortnite chests and nothing in them

sauce · hype · coal · bowls
George W. Popinescu

200 fr frs, 58 fair enoughs, one I LOVE MUSEUMS

daymn · seminar · slop · fair
LIvE

a happy minecraft tarzan with a cat mind and three tvs

minecraft · meow · spooky · tacos
Federal Agent

the most federalized agent there ever was. just lurks here, 6,500 messages in

federal · tokens · seedlings · lmfao
Ultra

hosted the award show, lost the election, had hot wings for breakfast again

wings · evil · okay · probbalt
MustangMike74

1,275 blank messages and one that says i cant help it

blank · muted · verses · reported
hoover

fixes the bots he broke and types chris while he does it

niche · tuff · chris · NOW
just_a_brit_gaming55

the head chud. new career every week, same disaster movie every time

chud · calamity · technically · footlong
Physician Lover of Frank Hassle

frank hassle's physician. also wrote 116 of the server's 264 sighs

sigh · kino · brie · laptop
TakeYourArmorOffBro

said recognizing a name two days in a row would be shocking. has posted on 159 days

peppers · magnesium · toothless · wordplay
Poop D$

files turd status reports live. trust him, he knows poop

logs · geaux · lolol · wiped
RatSlayer

the name says ratslayer. the raccoons out back get hotdogs

meow · studs · cheese · hopium
ORTHO KAMS

one mayo opinion said 18 times and a phase 12 that is always tonight

mustard · tonight · fire · regards
weatherz

will say your name 100 times and then decide you're a good guy

baseline · demos · tiers · inshallah
Voxel

13,739 replies, 218 people, and the word wrong sent on its own 19 times

wrong · nosey · greggs · creepers

did you know

  • the oldest message in the archive is the rules, posted on july 25 2024 by an account called mr fishtank.
  • 💎 is the most used reaction in the server. 16,216 of them, about 700 ahead of the heart. see gem.
  • type fagc in chat and three emoji show up under it. 1,665 of the 1,680 messages wearing that react have the word in them.
  • the median message in general is five words long.
  • under 3 percent of messages in general end with a period.
  • june 2025 has 98,758 messages and 90,100 of them are one bot writing down season 4.
  • the busiest day on record is april 7 2026, with a little over 7,000 messages from people.
  • general only opened on december 22 2025. it already holds three out of every four messages in the archive.
  • nobody ever posted rule 208. see actual-rules.
  • the server says women more often than it says fishtank.
  • texas has typed good morning everyone 92 times. everybody else put together has managed 11.
  • 83 of the server's 132 messages about teletubbies came from one person.
  • 101 bots have posted in the server. 30 of them have [FAG] in the name.
  • hoover typed wikis = cringe!!! in general on march 22 2026. you are reading the result.
  • operation cloverfield ran for 165 broadcasts and got as far as phase 27.
  • rule 205 is no hate speech. it got 12 laughing reacts.

word of the day

gem

the 💎 react. three of them and your message gets hung on the gemboard. it's the most used reaction in the whole archive, a few hundred ahead of the heart.

coal

the opposite of a gem. a lump of coal under your message means it stunk, and enough coal knocks a post back off the board. some people ask for it.

saying fagc

type the server's name and the same three emoji show up under your message. it works even when you're complaining about the place. 1,665 of the 1,680 messages wearing that react have fagc in them.

actual-rules

a channel where the next person adds the next rule. proton wrote the first batch in november 2024 and it's past rule 219 now. nobody ever posted rule 208.

you can't leave

rule 1 of the actual-rules, and rule 207 a year later in case anyone forgot. it's how the server talks about itself. you hate it and you're still here.

dots

mod ranks. you get one dot, then two, and it goes up to four. rule 133 says don't ask what they mean, so people ask when they're getting theirs.

fagcoin

the server's money. for almost two years it was an emoji and a joke about investing. in august 2026 it turned into a real balance you could earn, and the mayor gets paid in it.

propaganda

ads for the server, made by the server. posters, gifs, logo edits. proton paid for each one in points and posted the ledger where everyone could see it.

bounties

get someone from the show to join the server and you earn a trophy role. there was a board of who was wanted and a leaderboard for whoever brought in the most fish.

tts

two things. on the show it's the text to speech viewers fire into the house. in here it's how people with no mic talk in vc, you type and a bot says it, and boosters get to do it in voices cloned off the show.

mr fishtank

an account called mr. fishtank posted the first rules, the oldest message in the archive. then there were more accounts with the same name. rule 122 asks you to tell staff if you work out who they all are.

teletubbies

confusedsiren56 typed it into the tts room for months so the bot would say it out loud in vc. 83 of the server's 132 teletubby messages are theirs. in 2026 people were still asking if that was the teletubbies guy.

nsa, atf, dod

the voice channels are named after federal agencies. nsa is where interviews and dj sets got streamed. atf is where the yelling is.

dj set

dj jeremy plays sets in vc and the server turns up for them. the first one in the archive is a hardstyle set from december 2024. people have been begging for the next one since.

genchat

what people call #general. the one everyone is in now only opened on december 22 2025 and already holds three out of every four messages in the archive.

bunny posting

luthien posts rabbit gifs, hundreds of them. it got heavy enough in uncensored that buttzinger asked for it to stop and offered a whole channel to bunny out in. alexiscure caught it too.

jacketing

pinning a label on someone with nothing to back it up, usually the worst label going. it's against the rules, so now any accusation at all gets called a jacket.

lorebot

a bot that read the chat and wrote summaries of it. it broke, and people have been asking for it back ever since. enswined offered to do the job by hand in the meantime.

hateful reacts

the chat spells things under your message one letter emoji at a time. it's usually an insult. complaining about it gets you more of it.

the fagys

the server's award show. ultra and melvin spent ten days collecting categories and votes in general and the ceremony went out in vc on march 12 2026. the next day people who missed it wanted a recap.

operation cloverfield

dj jeremy's serial. from april 20 2026 he posted emergency broadcasts about a monster flattening new york, numbered by phase. it ran for 165 broadcasts and got as far as phase 27.

when that cookie

physician's sentence starter. when that cookie spicy and mccrispy, when that cookie a squid. fih picked it up and by august the word cookie was turning up hundreds of times a month.

loosh

attention. the buzz you get off people reacting to you. geeg brought the word in and now any bait post gets called loosh farming.

shut fuck

shut the fuck up with two words taken out. it turned up on august 15 2026 and hoover has said it 51 times, more than any other person in here.

mayor

on august 26 2026 the server started electing a mayor, with a daily wage in fagcoin. everybody wanted it. wren's first campaign promises were about spending the money on trolling luthien.

rigged votes

looly's verdict on the mayor elections, posted in caps for about a week in late september 2026. the complaint was that only mods could win.

fagc holiday

august 21. proton ran the place and went quiet in august 2025. a year later staff made the date a holiday and told everyone to mourn by celebrating. rule 210 says he's still watching.

good morning everyone

texas says it. of the 103 times anyone has typed good morning everyone in here, 92 were texas. rule 206 also orders the chat to wish ultra a good morning every day.

bot bounty

101 bots have posted in this server and 30 of them have [FAG] in the name. proton listed the bots he wanted and members built them for points and a trophy.

side servers

smaller servers where fagc people also sit. rule 184 bans them in capitals. the complaint that everyone is in one is older than the rule.

carp

scrumshire goes fishing and general gets the report. there's a fish thread in general that is mostly him. the carp grand slam is the high point so far.

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