hoover
@hoovermanoeuvre · here since sep 2024
fixes the bots he broke and types chris while he does it
- server it guy
- hairline inspector
- niche glizzy commissioner
- chudbob nichepants
the reading
hoover keeps the bots running, so he's also who gets asked when they stop. in january the gem and coal stuff acted up and his first move was asking if it was his fault3. his second was admitting he hadn't audited any of the code past the ticketing part4. a few weeks later a bot spent ten minutes deleting messages a few seconds after people sent them, and he reported it like the weather5. TEXAS TURKEY still wants the old bots back7. he would like one other mod to do something, once6.
between fixes he types chris. it's in nearly 400 of his messages and 79 of them are the word and nothing else. he says he's been at it for over a decade1. wren has already worked out how that ends2. his average message is 3.6 words, so there isn't room for much more.
he wants the chat busy and he says so out loud. he asked people to argue so genchat could get another 70 messages midday8, and wren told him that's what ruined the place9. back in 2025 he asked proton if he could spam a channel sometimes10. proton said no11. he posted 7,590 messages in may 2026 anyway.
the roasts come off a short menu. either you gave up12 or you're getting renamed after spongebob13. every so often he drops all of it and types three careful lines about what a decent person looks like17, and nobody knows what to do with that. then it's hairlines again14, which is a bold topic for him, because ORTHO KAMS keeps asking to see his15.
most likely to
- ask if the outage was his fault before anyone has blamed him3
- tell you a bot ate your messages for ten minutes in one flat line and keep typing5
- ask two people to fight so the message count goes up8
- inspect your hairline and get asked for his own1415
- announce a bbq contest with a category called niche glizzy16
- put NOW on the end of a sentence that didn't need it20
flags
green flags
eras
asking permission
about 300 messages in fifteen months, mostly captions under other people's clips. he asked proton if he could spam there sometimes10. no11.
moves into genchat
13 messages in november, 993 in december once genchat opened. by january he was asking if the breakage was his3 and waiting on a second mod to show up6.
give up season
3,699 messages in april, then 7,590 in may. this is when people started getting told they gave up12 and the bbq contest got its categories16.
shut fuck NOW
913 messages on august 16, his biggest day. shut fuck had been in the server for about a day and he was already putting NOW on it20. by october he was down to 687 for the month.
orbit
wrenwren says he ruined the server9, then plans his old age for him2.
ORTHO KAMShoover reviews the hairline14. kamz would like to see hoover's15.
TEXAS TURKEYtexas is the one telling him to quit playing and fix the bots7.
Ultrapromised to clown ultra at every opportunity and hasn't missed one18.
Physician Lover of Frank Hasslehe tells physician he hates everyone in here. physician corrects him19.
receipts
- 1
I have been saying Chris for over a decade
- 2
he'll be saying shit like chris and those who know and yam and the nurse is gonna be so perplexed
wren, on what hoover will be like as an old man
- 3
hmm was da gem coal shit my fault
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but i also literally didnt audit any of the code other than the ticketing stuff for bugs
- 5
msgs for like 10 min ran into a bug and deleted like a second or five after, implementing dry run function to pre run deletion
- 6
Mod that isnt me do something challenge difficulty impossible
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stop playing at the playground and make it work here i miss those bots
- 8
can u guys argue so we can have another 70 msgs midday
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this is literally what ruined fagc he wants quantity over quality for some stupid bot or something hes making
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1wren, about a minute later
- 10
can i spam here sometimes
- 11
no
1proton's whole answer
- 12
zinger gave up but never started
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chudbob nichepants
- 14
kams i get it bro ur hairline is a touchy topic
- 15
Push ur hair back and send hairline
💎 2kamz, under a photo hoover had just posted
- 16
Winning categories for - Tenderism - Glaze - niche glizzy - Best in show
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it's indicative of a probably happy or decent person if they want to just talk about their interests
- 18
I will clown you at every opportunity
- 19
You love all of us
physician, right after hoover typed i hate all of you
- 20
shut fuck NOW