ORTHO KAMS

@_kamzz · here since dec 2024

one mayo opinion said 18 times and a phase 12 that is always tonight

  • mustard has character
  • phase scheduler
  • chillest mod
  • subway era veteran

the reading

kams has one opinion about condiments and has posted it 18 times. mayo has more versatility but mustard has more character. it started on march 29 2026 and was still going in september. twice the mayo was ketchup and once it was steak. mustard keeps the character every time. he has also posted it inside quote marks with his own name underneath1. dubuhlxing has said it back four times, once because something reminded them of kams2.

the show is why he's here. 2,349 messages in the fishtank channel across march and april 2026, and his updates got him thanked by name6. he also falls asleep in the middle of it and wakes up typing7. 71 of his messages open with a quote mark because he's doing a voice, usually a fish or production8.

when dj jeremy started operation cloverfield, kams made himself the scheduler. he announced a phase for tonight 19 times. in one week the numbers went 12, 12, 13, 16, 3. phase 9 got postponed because jeremy was asleep3. phase 11 got skipped due to limited resources4. none of it was his serial. in october he said he missed it5.

he says he's a mod so chill that people don't know he is one12. when he could ban someone he doesn't feel like it11. the one ban he campaigns for is hoover. ban hover, spelled like that, 9 times13. the rest is gifs. 351 of his messages are a link and nothing else, one gif went out 23 times, and if he saves yours you get it in writing9.

most likely to

  • postpone someone else's phase because they're asleep3
  • ask how to get an autoresponder and get one that says give me an autoresponder. the bot said it 74 times10
  • save your gif and send written notice, signed regards9
  • fall asleep during the typing challenge and report it7
  • post a weatherz fact with no source. the laptop one is probably true14

flags

green flags

  • posts fishtank updates for everyone who missed it and got thanked for them6
  • did the announcements for a serial he wasn't writing and missed it when it stopped35
  • says he misses people in plain words, no joke attached17

red flags

  • one condiment take, 18 airings1
  • asked has anyone had subway recently 8 times, posted about subway 14 times in one day, and now calls it an era20
  • left for 13 months and his first message back was a review of the place18
  • ran for mayor, lost a vote, wanted an explanation19

eras

  1. first try

    120 messages in december, 16 in january, then nothing for 13 months. this is the first thing he typed when he came back in february 202618

  2. season 5 desk

    1,998 messages in march and 4,686 in april. 661 of them landed on march 29, the day of the subway questions, the first mayo line and typing his own name 23 times to test a bot610

  3. phase watch

    15 of the 19 phase announcements, plus we got the meats 11 times in five days. june was 95 messages34

  4. missing things

    560 messages in september, 387 in october, mostly short and lowercase. he missed the phases5, luthien17 and his own subway era20

orbit

  • weatherz

    kams reports weatherz facts to the chat14. he said weatherz thought foxes were feline15 and weatherz turned up to say hyenas are16

  • hoover

    kams has typed ban hover 9 times and one of them got four gems13. hoover is still here

  • !.01 DJ DRAGON

    jeremy writes the broadcasts. kams runs the schedule, which is how phase 9 got postponed for a nap3

  • 布青格

    heard the mustard line enough times that it started coming back out of them2

  • luthien

    153 of kams's messages have luthien's name in them. luthien's last post in the archive is october 1 and this one is october 1017

receipts

  1. 1
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    ‘Mayo has more versatility but mustard has more character’ - kams

  2. 2
    布青格#general

    it reminded me of you. mayo is more versatile but mustard has more character

    🔥 2💯 2
  3. 3
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    Phase 9 postponed to tomorrow due to jeremy sleeping

  4. 4
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    We had to skip phase 11 due to limited resources

  5. 5
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    I miss the phases

  6. 6
    BUNGMUSTURD#general-fishtank-only

    your updates are wonderful. Thank you.

    :morganfreeman: 2❤️ 1

    about his fishtank updates

  7. 7
    ORTHO KAMS#general-fishtank-only

    Fuck i fell asleep during typing challenge and just woke up

  8. 8
    ORTHO KAMS#general-fishtank-only

    ‘Chatgpt we have a bunch of watermelons what kind of game show challenges can we do with them’

    😂 1

    doing production's voice

  9. 9
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    i have saved this gif, jus wanted to let u know ive saved and will be utilizing this gif
    Regards

    💯 5
  10. 10
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    How can i make a autoresponder of me

  11. 11
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    I would ban him but i dont feel like it

    ⚡ 1🐐 1
  12. 12
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    Im da chillest mod so chill people dont even know i am one

    🔥 2👆 1
  13. 13
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    Ban hover

    💎 4
  14. 14
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    When weatherz turns his laptop on it sounds like a thunderstorm

  15. 15
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    weatherz thought foxes are feline

  16. 16
    weatherz#general

    hyena are feline

    weatherz, under a minute later

  17. 17
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    i miss luthien so much

    ❤️ 3:Real: 2:no: 1
  18. 18
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    This place needs to be detoxed

    :Real: 2

    first message after 13 months away

  19. 19
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    how tf i lost a vote

  20. 20
    ORTHO KAMS#general

    who remembers my subway era