Physician Lover of Frank Hassle

@physicianofhighstandard · here since may 2025

frank hassle's physician. also wrote 116 of the server's 264 sighs

  • frank's physician
  • 116 sighs
  • brie and spring rolls
  • started the cookie

the reading

the first thing physician ever typed here was dm open for frank hassle, in the fishtank channel, may 20251. then nothing until january. counting that one it's his full name 81 times. the photos app is selfies and frank2. there's a small model of his head3. school is back on the table if frank is the teacher, the books, the classes and lunch4.

physician once announced that the server had 170 sighs and 100 of them were theirs5. we counted. that day it was 105 of 182. it's 116 of 264 now, so the rest of you are catching up. the other word is kino, 75 times, and it's almost never about a film. salt, mayo, haggis, barn owls, soft boiled eggs. one tv show made the list6.

the diet is six things and physician will list them for you7. brie comes up in 28 messages and spring rolls in 33. there's a garden behind it, strawbs, rocket and courgette went in in may8. everything else happens in bed with the laptop, which also sleeps there9. the laptop is for civ. hollyy❄️⛄ handed it over in march10 and the policy since is if it isn't civ they aren't playing it11. the sopranos rewatch has started to leak into everything else12.

june 3, somebody says they just ate a spicy mccrispy and half a minute later physician sends when that cookie spicy and mccrispy13. fifteen more followed. a box, a squid, lavender, a mcmuffin. Voxel had to ask what the mcmuffin thing was all about14. in august the word cookie was in 363 messages across the server, up from 28 in july. the business plan is a bakery where every product starts with the phrase15.

most likely to

  • open a bakery and name every item on the shelf after one sentence starter15
  • join your minecraft world and follow you around until someone gives them a job16
  • make a small model of frank hassle's head and bring it up once3
  • connect whatever you just said to the sopranos12
  • audit the server's sighs and find out it's mostly them5

flags

green flags

  • grows actual food and posts the photos. strawbs, rocket, courgette8
  • gave hollyy❄️⛄ the credit for civ in writing, which nobody here does10
  • you never have to guess what's for dinner. it's on the list7

red flags

  • thinks pepper is too spicy17
  • the laptop sleeps in the bed. every night9
  • if it isn't civ they aren't playing it, so good luck with your minecraft server1116
  • will go back to school on terms frank hassle has not agreed to4

eras

  1. dm open

    one line in the fishtank channel1. then seven months of nothing.

  2. civ and tony

    2,433 messages, up from 291 in february. 31 of them were sopranos gifs and civ v became the favourite game ever10.

  3. hassle month

    49 messages with his name in them. the school offer went out on the 29th4.

  4. cookie season

    4,166 messages in july, 634 of them on july 3. the phrase showed up in june13 and by august it had a bakery attached15.

orbit

  • Voxel

    voxel wrote 144 of the 448 messages with physician in them. physician looked it up, rounded it down to a quarter and told him18. he's still the one asking about the mcmuffin14

  • hollyy❄️⛄

    looly put physician onto civ v10 and now gets accused of stealing every good civ19

  • TEXAS TURKEY

    texas drew physician in pen at work because the idea wouldn't leave20

receipts

  1. 1
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general-fishtank-only

    Dm open for frank hassle

  2. 2
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    my entire photos app is pictures of myself and pictures of frank hassle

  3. 3
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    I made a small model of frank hassles head

    😎 1
  4. 4
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    I would go to school if the teacher was frank hassle the books were frank hassle the classes were frank hassle lunch was frank hassle

  5. 5
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    Theres 170 sighs in the server and i make up 100 of them

  6. 6
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    I dont like many shows sopranos is kino tho

  7. 7
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    My diet consists entirely of broccoli eggs mushrooms brie goats cheese and vegetable spring rolls

  8. 8
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    I planted strawbs rocket and courgette a couple days ago

    picture posted with this message
    🔥 3✅ 2❤️ 1
  9. 9
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    I sleep with my laptop in bed every night

    picture posted with this message
  10. 10
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    looly put me onto civ v and its my favourite game ever

  11. 11
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    Tbh if it isnt civ i aint playing it im so locked in

    😂 1
  12. 12
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    Everything in my life is a sopranos reference i cant stop connecting the dots

  13. 13
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    When that cookie spicy and mccrispy

  14. 14
    Voxel#general

    What’s the McMuffin thing all about

  15. 15
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    My bakery gotta be called “when that cookie” and all the names of products is like “when that cookie banana bread”

    😂 1:Real: 1
  16. 16
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    If i play with others i just follow them around and watch them or do what they tell me to do

  17. 17
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    I dont like pepper its too spicy

  18. 18
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    did you know when you search physician you make up about 1/4of all messages

    to voxel

  19. 19
    Physician Lover of Frank Hassle#general

    looly just steals all my favourite civs and copies me

  20. 20
    TEXAS TURKEY#general

    little doodles I did at work bc I couldn’t get the idea out of my head

    picture posted with this message
    🔥 3❤️ 3💎 3

    texas, who had drawn physician