TEXAS TURKEY
@texastoasted_24956 · here since oct 2024
92 good morning everyones, 23 costumes, one bar of wifi
- morning shift
- 23 costumes deep
- green chicken operator
- self appointed best mod
the reading
texas says good morning everyone. 92 times in the archive, which is nearly every time anyone has. on top of that there's a custom gm for whoever is awake, with an emoji picked out for them1. the day closes the same way, goodnight everyone and a row of dancing emoji. genchat never asked for a schedule and has one now.
in october texas did a different costume or makeup every workday and posted it on the way out2. bats, skull, spiders, worms, vampire, zombie, huggy wuggy, demon, clown. the gargoyle was a thursday3. texas put the final count at 23 and called it halloween content4.
texas makes things. in 2025 it was propaganda, 41 posts, mostly gifs with no caption. now it's drawrings, typed with the extra r 21 times and without it twice5. Physician Lover of Frank Hassle got drawn in pen, with an apology that the hair was out of date6. hollyy❄️⛄ and weatherz got made into miis7.
the rest is the cat, who once hid two feet away for an hour while texas searched the room8, food polls like do you guys like croutons9, and getting Voxel onto minecraft before he needs a lie down10. all of it runs on wifi so bad that texas asked the chat how anyone is supposed to be a discord moderator on it11.
most likely to
flags
green flags
red flags
- loves to complain and has it in writing that no permission is needed14
- took the best mod title one message after someone else claimed it15
- used to make propaganda for fun. sat out the mayor race because the ads sounded like effort16
eras
clip logger
the show was on and texas wrote up fish-moments clips like incident reports. 51 posts that november18
propaganda desk
gifs for the server, most of them posted without a word. a year and a half later texas was too tired to make one16
moved into genchat
3,319 messages in a month, up from 625 in february. croutons came up9
costume month
3,725 messages, 600 of them on october 10, and a new face every workday23
orbit
Voxeltexas gets minecraft ready. voxel says let's play, then needs a lie down10
Physician Lover of Frank Hassletexas drew vladey in pen6 and is the one in the replies saying keep posting the drawrings17
[FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐they trade good mornings like two people opening a shop. scrum's comes with a mystery attached19
Ultraultra said it's okay to complain sometimes. texas said no permission was needed14
jingle bellzingerbuttz claimed best mod and texas took the title a minute later15
hooverwhen a bot dies texas's whole support process is tell hoover20
receipts
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If people replied I would give them a personalized gm and emoji
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I’m doing a different little costume/makeup each workday I was a skull today
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Gargoyle today
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i was like 23 other things throught the month so im not phased i got in my halloween content fs
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Do u guys like my new drawring
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little doodles I did at work bc I couldn’t get the idea out of my head used pen so they r super wonky maybe I will re draw to like fully get the vision correct also the hair is out of date but it a recognizable feature
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Ok looly and weatherz added
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She was in my room the whole time just buried like a mole between my mattresses on the floor and the wall and was like two feet from me the past hour
the cat
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do you guys like croutons
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U dangle fun in front of me by saying let’s play Minecraft and then as soon as I’m ready saying u need to go lay down bc ur tired
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how am I supposed to be a discord moderator at this rate my big dreams crashing before me
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Green chicken
it sets off the autoresponder
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smell what u fart is better than reap what u sow
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I have the right to complain anytime and I will I love to complain and I need not permission
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i am the best mod thanks yes
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i dont have the energy to make propaganda so im not gonna run
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ur drawrings have lots of personality keep showing us as u practice vladey
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burt pours his piss into a sink with no drainage
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Goodmorning Texas, there’s a big mystery at hand
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Tell zombie or Hoover to fix it
lore bot was down