jingle bellzinger
@buttzinger · here since oct 2024
40 sauces, 233 coal, 1000 fortnite chests and nothing in them
- 40 sauce shelf
- 233 lumps of coal
- wordle commissioner
- two bowls deep
the reading
buttz says hi everyone. 73 times so far, plus 22 hi alls. the new year's eve one got three coal and no reply1. when someone does answer it tends to be Voxel, asking for an opinion on aldi ice lollies2. the chat has put 233 coal on buttz across 186 messages, against 96 gems. he appeals. one of the appeals is now on the coal page3.
most of what's left is food. mcdonald's is in 49 of his messages. there's a fridge shelf with about 40 sauces on it that is starting to give5. his busiest day in the archive is february 13 2026, 564 messages, more than double second place, and somewhere in there he offered to screen record the mcdonald's menu18. the burger counting song got five fire reacts6.
on christmas eve 2025 he spent 14 messages explaining why two bowls came home with him from a restaurant7. by july he was buying his own and making sure TEXAS TURKEY had seen them8.
everything else is a countdown. mychem got counted in hours12. gta 6 has come up 57 times and is down to days20. he went to see SOAD and told genchat a week ahead that he hates that band11. this month it's fortnite chests, 1000 opened in 12 hours10. people get reviewed the same way. Physician Lover of Frank Hassle was rated one sip at a time13 and the whole server got filed under kingdom hearts19.
most likely to
- say hi everyone and get coal for it1
- take two bowls home from a restaurant and defend it for 14 messages7
- go see a band he hates and announce it a week early11
- open 1000 chests in 12 hours and come out with nothing10
- call the wordle serious, say that's all he will say, then send five more about it9
- ask for five gems and get three coal4
flags
green flags
- says hi to the whole room every time, however the last one went1
- tells you when you've made the top 314
- asked for the bunny posting to stop and offered a whole channel for it in the same message17
- about 40 sauces, so there's one for whatever you're eating5
eras
uncensored regular
429 messages in thirteen months, 289 of them in uncensored. the one that made the lore is asking for the bunny posting to stop17
moved into genchat
48 messages in november, 1,601 in december. christmas eve went to the bowls7
564 in a day
february 13, more than double anyone else that day. the mcdonald's menu came up18
burger season
3,894 messages in july and 3,882 in august, third most in the server that month. mychem12, SOAD11 and ten burgers6
chest factory
misses being #1 chatter16. the days go to a gta 6 countdown20 and fortnite chests10
orbit
Physician Lover of Frank Hasslebuttz reviewed physician one sip at a time. mid, goated, bad, mid, goated, then chugged the rest13
peggybuttz put peggy in the top 314. peggy keeps him loyal to burgers and counts lasagna as cheating15
Voxelbuttz says hi everyone and voxel comes back with aldi ice lollies2
TEXAS TURKEYbuttz gets a new bowl and texas gets asked about it8
receipts
- 1
hi everyone
3 - 2
What’s your opinion on aldis own ice lollies
replying to a hi everyone
- 3
why coal that? it genuinely happened
2 - 4
i deserve at least 5 gems for that
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my top shelf in my fridge is collapsing because i have about 40 sauces on it
- 6
eight burger nine burger ten.. go back to the drive thru and i get burgers again
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you guys are talking about me taking 2 bowls like i’m a fucking graverobber
- 8
texas did you see my bowls
- 9
the fagc wordle is serious. that’s all i will say
1
1
1 - 10
i’ve opened 1000 chests in about 12 hours and got JACK SHIT
fortnite
- 11
i’m seeing SOAD in like a week and i hate that fucking band
- 12
mychem in 37 hours
- 13
first sip of physician: mid
second sip of physician: goated
third sip of physician: bad
fourth sip of physician: mid
fifth sip of physician: goated
chugging the rest of physician: goated🔥 3 - 14
peggy is in my top 3 favourite fagc members
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That’s what u get for betraying burgers
buttz was making lasagna
- 16
i remember i used to be #1 chatter..
1 - 17
please stop bunny posting in uncensored, if you'd like i could see if we can get you a channel to "bunny out" in
❤️ 2
21️⃣ 19️⃣ 1to luthien
- 18
do you want me to screen record my mcdonald’s menu
- 19
fagc is just like kingdom hearts, there’s multiple characters who are the same person but have 3 alts which are the exact same person but with a different name
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10 more days until gta 6 i am so hype