DatPat

@.datpat · here since apr 2026

told his own voters to switch for $1000. won mayor six weeks later

  • mayor datpat
  • emissary of balds
  • ai overview courier
  • 6am bubble bath

the reading

datpat has run for mayor three times and never the same way twice. in august it was all caps telling people not to vote for him2, because zombie was paying $1000 to make it stop3. that message and its cousins went out 13 times. in october datpat put up 30 posts in two days, every one with a picture attached, on a platform of no clothes4. that one won5. the november pitch is a sandwich6.

the word bald is in 54 of datpat's messages. it's a lifestyle and a recruitment drive7. shave shows up another 36 times, mostly as advice for whoever just mentioned their hair. hoover gets the most of it. hoover called him dumb once and got ranked8.

on day three Voxel asked for a source that wasn't google and got told no9. since then datpat has pasted 25 whole search answers into genchat. the mongol empire, license plates, shark fishing in hawaii, the biggest case of beer you can buy. one still had the label on it10. fiss4n argued with the pee one1112 and datpat pasted the definition of sterile. twice.

the rest runs on a schedule. 6am is either a bubble bath13 or the treadmill, and the posting is what gets the treadmill done14. 548 of the 9,667 have a picture attached and when it's food it's at this scale15. under the mogging datpat likes ducks and will take it outside16. there's a lake and soup involved17.

most likely to

  • sell an election for $1000 and win the next one anyway35
  • hear about your haircut and ask if you've thought about having none7
  • settle it with a pasted paragraph that still says ai overview at the top10
  • be in a bubble bath at 6am and announce it13
  • cook ribeyes for 14 people and mention it in five words15
  • threaten you over a duck16

flags

green flags

  • Physician Lover of Frank Hassle found steaks in the freezer and had a method back in one line19
  • loves beavers and little ducks, out loud, in caps16
  • takes soup to a lake to look at ducks17
  • the campaign pays in sandwiches6

red flags

  • can be bought. said so in caps, with the currency spelled out three ways3
  • if you argue with the paste there's a second paste1112
  • wouldn't look it up for voxel. has looked it up for everyone else 25 times9
  • ran on destroying all clothing and it worked45

eras

  1. walked in

    first message got a coal and a sweet potato1. 1,202 messages in the first five days anyway

  2. bald world

    4,701 messages, 717 of them on may 5, the day the balds got collected7

  3. bath and grill

    down to 562 in july and 578 in august. what made it through was bubble baths and meat13

  4. the $1000 campaign

    ran in the first mayor race and finished it telling datpat voters to go vote zombie23

  5. mayor datpat

    30 posts in two days and the job45. 87 messages the month before

orbit

  • Svampen Bob

    fiss replies to datpat about twice as much as datpat replies back, and a good share of it is corrections12

  • hoover

    hoover says dumb, datpat says bald is winning8

  • George W. Popinescu

    campaign staff of one. typed datpat for dat win 8 times in one night, then the candidate folded20

  • Physician Lover of Frank Hassle

    physician has frozen steaks and no plan. datpat has the plan19

  • wren

    a week into the term wren was typing mayor datpat forever5

  • hollyy❄️⛄

    datpat posted looly's endorsement 19 times. the endorsement was three words18

receipts

  1. 1
    DatPat#general

    how's it cracking my dawgs

    :Coal: 1🍠 1
  2. 2
    DatPat#general

    DO NOT VOTE DATPAT I WILL LITERALLY DESTROY THE SERVER PERMANENTLY

  3. 3
    DatPat#general

    ALL DATPAT VOTERS CHANGE TO ZOMBIE HE IS PAYING ME $1000 USD DOLLARS AMERICAN CASH BILLS.

  4. 4
    DatPat#general

    VOTE DATPAT DESTROY ALL CLOTHING

  5. 5
    wren#general

    we love mayor datpat mayor datpat forever

  6. 6
    DatPat#general

    Vote DatPat receive sandwich

    picture posted with this message
    😂 2:staffstar: 1❤️ 1
  7. 7
    DatPat#general

    im collecting the balds

  8. 8
    DatPat#general

    balder, cooler, and doper than you

    to hoover, who had just called him dumb

  9. 9
    DatPat#general

    Dawg im not doing a basic search for you

    voxel asked for a source that wasn't google

  10. 10
    DatPat#general

    AI Overview +2 Yes, Texas is significantly larger than the United Kingdom.

    pasted with the label still on

  11. 11
    DatPat#general

    No, urine is not sterile.

  12. 12
    Svampen Bob#general

    Sterile doesn't mean completely germ free

    fiss4n, seconds after the pee paste

  13. 13
    DatPat#general

    We in a bubble bath shit posting at 6am

    🔥 2
  14. 14
    DatPat#general

    the shitposting makes the cardio go by faster

  15. 15
    DatPat#general

    making ribeyes for 14 people

    🥩 2❤️ 1
  16. 16
    DatPat#general

    I LOVE BEAVERS AND LITTLE DUCKS. what you gonna do about it?

    👆 2
  17. 17
    DatPat#general

    we go to the lake and watch the ducks and slurp soup

    ❤️ 1
  18. 18
    hollyy❄️⛄#general

    vote dat pat

    💗 1❤️ 1

    looly's side of it

  19. 19
    DatPat#general

    Slice them thin and velvet them, do some stir fry with broccoli

    physician had found frozen steaks

  20. 20
    George W. Popinescu#general

    DATPAT FOR DAT WIN

    💯 1

    georgkk, the night of the first race