wren

@w_nerw · here since apr 2025

keeps calling fagc dead and has over 16,000 messages in it

  • muay thai practitioner
  • fagc coroner
  • candidate, no policies
  • third place, still mad

the reading

wren has been calling time of death on fagc since twelve days after genchat opened1. by june it was dead n there is no saving it2. she has 15,247 messages in there. in october, this server fucking rocks3. rule 1 is you can't leave. she keeps checking.

she trains and you will hear about it. she is a muay thai practitioner, sent twice in a row so it sticks4. in the fishtank season she watched the cast box and filed scouting reports, burt would be piss easy5. DatPat got one too, he looks slow and she'd ruin his ability to walk6. then she entered a real tournament this fall and came back with i dont wanna talk abt it lol ._.7. it was third place. TEXAS TURKEY called it a nice shiny medal9 and she was mad at herself anyway8.

when the server got a mayor in august she ran on day one with no policies10. the one promise was Ultra as running mate and a whole term spent trolling luthien11, who she has named in over 300 messages. her count dropped by one vote and it was FUCK YOU FICKLE CONSTITUENTS12. nine days later she was never running again13.

none of the verdicts hold. hoover ruined fagc on june 1214. three weeks later it's hoovers right15. she'll yell at vc for being quiet with her own mic unplugged16. then out of nowhere she's telling texas goodnight and saying sorry for her jokes17, or building a bot whose whole job is to slander ultra in 32 discords18.

most likely to

  • pronounce the server dead from inside the server2
  • turn an argument into a scouting report on how she'd beat you6
  • ask why vc is silent while her mic sits unplugged16
  • run for mayor on nothing and take one lost vote personally1012
  • win a medal and refuse to talk abt it7
  • tell Voxel to get back to studying in the middle of genchat19

flags

green flags

  • actually does the thing. the tournament was real, the medal was real, and she was only mad about how she fought89
  • says goodnight to TEXAS TURKEY and apologizes for what chat turned into17
  • will say hoovers right in public three weeks after blaming him for everything1415
  • the cat is off limits. pls do not sexualize my cat20

red flags

  • every verdict is final. fagc was past saving in june2 and rocked by october3
  • said hoover ruined fagc on june 1214. her busiest day in the whole archive is june 14, 314 messages
  • will coach a fight nobody asked her to watch5
  • the mic was not plugged in16

eras

  1. the quiet year

    71 messages between april and october, all of them in uncensored. then nothing in november.

  2. moves into genchat

    genchat opens december 22 and she sends 996 messages that month. twelve days in, general chat sucks now and vc is still ok1.

  3. ringside for the season

    fishtank is on and she peaks, 2,099 messages in march and 2,835 in april. some of it is fight notes on the cast5.

  4. hoover ruined fagc

    the big crashout. hoover ruined fagc14, fagc dead n there is no saving it2. she kept posting through all of it, 314 messages on june 14 alone.

  5. VOTE WREN

    the mayor race. no policies10, one enemy11, out in nine days13. VOTE WREN shows up in 19 of her messages.

  6. fight day

    the tournament on october 247, third place8, and four days later this server fucking rocks3. in between she started building bots18.

orbit

  • hoover

    she blamed him for killing the server in june14 and was agreeing with him about her fight odds by july15. it goes back and forth like that.

  • Voxel

    he's sent 831 replies her way. she uses hers to tell him to get back to studying19.

  • Ultra

    her running mate11, and the only person she's promised to build a slander bot about18.

  • TEXAS TURKEY

    she apologizes to texas for the chat before bed17. texas calls third place a nice shiny medal9.

  • Go to Divine Liturgy

    over 300 of her messages have his name in them. her whole platform for mayor was trolling him11.

receipts

  1. 1
    wren#general

    general chat sucks now vc is still ok

  2. 2
    wren#general

    fagc dead n there is no saving it

    :FAGGLITCH: 1:FagPsyop: 1:FagRave: 1
  3. 3
    wren#general

    this server fucking rocks

  4. 4
    wren#general

    i am a muay thai practitioner

  5. 5
    wren#general-fishtank-only

    burt would be piss easy to walk around and jab over and over lol

  6. 6
    wren#general

    you look slow and my height i could piece you up in boxing only and ruin your ability to walk in kickboxing

    to datpat

  7. 7
    wren#general

    i dont wanna talk abt it lol ._.

    💎 3❤️ 2👍 1😢 1
  8. 8
    wren#general

    no i legit 3rd but im rly mad at myself. i could have done a lot better

    👍 1💯 1🔥 1
  9. 9
    TEXAS TURKEY#general

    nice shiny medal!

    texas, replying on fight day

  10. 10
    wren#general

    VOTE WREN I DONT HAVE ANY POLICIES

  11. 11
    wren#general

    WITH ULTRA AS MY RUNNING MATE I WILL DEDICATE MY ENTIRE TERM TO TROLLING LUTHIEN #VOTEWREN

  12. 12
    wren#general

    FUCK YOU FICKLE CONSTITUENTS

    seconds after her count dropped by one vote

  13. 13
    wren#general

    im never running for mayor again

  14. 14
    wren#general

    hoover ruined fagc

    💎 3👆 2💯 2:FAGGLITCH: 1
  15. 15
    wren#general

    hoovers right there is a solid chance he sucks, its an entry level tournament

    hoover had just said she had a good chance

  16. 16
    wren#general

    WHY IS NO ONE STAYING IN VC AND EVERYONE SILENT (ive been silent all day my mics not plugged in)

  17. 17
    wren#general

    goodnight texas i apologize for the dark nature of general chat just before you rest sometimes i make really inappropriate jokes that are probably only funny to me

  18. 18
    wren#general

    im making a bot to falsely accuse ultra every 15 minutes in 32 different discords

  19. 19
    wren#general

    voxel get back to studying

  20. 20
    wren#general

    pls do not sexualize my cat