Waggler🧿
@enswined · here since feb 2025
knows what your name meant in greek and is typing it from the tub
- acting server grok
- the wagglercellectual
- fagc street team
- files from tub
the reading
27,786 messages and nearly all of them since the new genchat opened. most are a word or two. lol, yes, tubby. then with no warning he pastes a wall of proust about celtic souls stuck inside trees1 and goes back to lol. 109 of his messages run past 400 characters in a server where five words is normal. his favourite writer is the best because everything the guy wrote is super short2.
say a name and he tells you what it meant to somebody dead. philip means horselover3. krebs means crab and so does cancer4. 110 of his messages have the word means in them. TEXAS TURKEY asks him for the word of the day like he's a hotline5 and respects him because he knows lots of info6. [FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐ only needed one word for it7. Voxel is the one who checks his dates, and they needed checking8.
lorebot broke and he took it personally. 49 messages about it since january. he made himself the server grok until it came back9, told hoover the bot owes a summary for every day it missed10, and by october was admitting he doesn't get anything until lorebot tells him what's happening11. in between he types tubby, the teletubbies guy's word, so the autoresponder will say something back12. he has sent that one word 73 times.
nobody is saying fagc harder. 123 messages with the name in them and 122 got the three emoji. fagc is the only thing that is real13. he takes the propaganda outside as well, a fagc sticker went up in a bathroom somewhere14. 11 times he has sent consider boosting and nothing else. a lot of this gets typed from the tub, and he had to be reminded the tub has jets15.
most likely to
- tell you what your name meant in greek before he says hi3
- admire socrates for being so annoying they voted to kill him, and take notes16
- promise you fagcoin later if you endorse him now17
- forget the tub has jets until he's sitting in it15
- paste the whole chapter, then praise a writer for keeping it short12
- tell a man holding a screwdriver to get in the bath19
flags
green flags
eras
the quiet year
686 messages in ten months, most of them in uncensored and the side channels. pigeon reports and pasted transcripts18.
genchat opens
the new genchat opened and he went from 25 messages in november to 2,912 in january. lorebot was down so he took the job9. his busiest day was feb 21, 843 messages.
campaign season
fagcoin turned into a real balance and the mayor race started. 3,539 messages that august, a good few of them asking for endorsements17.
orbit
Voxelthey do ancient history at each other and voxel is the one who catches the wrong century8
TEXAS TURKEYtexas loses a word and comes straight to him to get it back5. he's the only working help desk in the server6
hooverhe files the bot complaints and hoover is the complaints desk10. hoover's verdict on him is two words long20
Physician Lover of Frank Hasslephysician says he's about to take his laptop apart and the safety advice he gets is a bath19
receipts
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I feel that there is much to be said for the Celtic belief that the souls of those whom we have lost are held captive in some inferior being, in an animal, in a plant, in some inanimate object
the opening of a long proust paste, dropped into general with no comment
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borges is the best for a lot of reasons but the fact that everything he wrote is super short is a big one
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philip means horselover
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krebs means crab/cancer/cancer means crab
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What was the spoon water mist one from the other day the other word of the day
texas, asking waggler
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Waggler knows lots of info so I respect him
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Wagglercellectual
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Wait no the Hellenistic period is from the death of Alexander to the death of Cleopatra roughly
voxel, right after waggler put it at 400ad
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im the server grok until we get lorebot back
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when lorebot is back you have to make it make a summary of every day that it's missed
said to hoover
- 11
i don't get anything until lorebot tells me what's happening
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tubby
the autoresponder answered one second later with bubby tubby. tubby bubby
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fagc is the only thing that is real
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i put a fagc sticker and a fuckme.mom in the bathroom
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Omg just reminded me this tub has jets and I used the jets
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more athenians voted to execute socrates than found him guilty, he was so annoying
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don't forget to endorse waggler so you get lots of fagccoin later
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The hawks eat the pigeons and the rats eat the pigeons and the pigeons eat the rats eat the rats eat the rats eat the rats eat the rats
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Remember *warm* bathwater for grounding yourself
to physician, who had just said he was about to take his laptop apart
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Waggler is consistently niche