[FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐
@mr.scrumshire · here since feb 2025
will ping you to look at a fish
- carp grand slam
- wrote rule 207
- 286 tubbys
- will ping you
the reading
second most messages in the whole archive, 15,273 of them, and the ones people remember have a fish in them. the carp grand slam is the high point1. ask him about a creek and you get a real answer, like switching to big worms when it rains2. he has nearly fallen asleep on his feet waiting for a bite7 and he'd do it again tomorrow.
a lot of the rest is him pulling the autoresponder like a slot machine. 286 of his messages say tubby and nothing else3. one night in april 2025 he typed his own name into bot-stuff 101 times4. a year later he cut into a conversation to explain he only wanted to see the gtz autoresponse5. another 342 messages are a ping with no words on it. he put that one in the rules himself8.
he's been adding to the place since he got here. his first day in propaganda he pitched yugioh cards of the members as ads11. he wrote rule 207, you can't leave12, and rule 184 against side servers, in capitals with an angry face13.
under the pinging he's the soft one in genchat. he says gm to people by name and saves the stfu for last6. he told the chat we all try our best and that's what counts14. he couldn't kill a goose because it looked at him nicely15. hoover says scrum is the only one he likes17, and that's after 434 replies and pings from him.
most likely to
- ping you. it's rule 213 and he wrote it8
- fall asleep standing up waiting on a carp7
- keep crawfish in a bucket for four days and report back on the war9
- ask for video of hollyy❄️⛄ doing the loolycopter, a move he made up and has typed 21 times10
- say gm to four people by name and tell a fifth to stfu in the same message6
- type tubby at the autoresponder for the 287th time3
flags
green flags
eras
card printer
turns up in propaganda pitching yugioh cards of the members11. by april he's in bot-stuff typing his own name at the bots4.
gone fishing
down to 11 messages in august. shows up at the end of november to write rule 20712.
moves into genchat
the new general opens and he goes from 32 messages in november to 1,299 in january. season 5 starts in march and he posts 486 times on the 20th. this was one of them5.
carp season
the grand slam lands in may1. by november he's catching fish on lures he made himself18.
orbit
TEXAS TURKEYhe says gm texas and texas says gm scrum with a fishing rod on it19
hoover434 replies and pings sent, 160 back. hoover still calls him the only one he likes17
Physician Lover of Frank Hasslephysician is where he sends his requests for loolycopter footage10
jingle bellzingerhe coaches buttzinger on carp7 and buttzinger has him figured out16
Voxelvoxel's whole position on him is one line long20
receipts
- 1
I got a carp grand slam today
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I.e. when it rains and your fishing a creek switch to big worms
- 3
Tubby
286 of his messages are this one word. it sets off the autoresponder
- 4
Scrumshire
his own name, 101 times that night in bot-stuff
- 5
I wanted to see the gtz autoresponse
- 6
Gm Texas and gm voxel and gm Peggy and gm vladey and gm everyone else and also stfu
the stfu is for fiss4n
- 7
I’ve almost fallen asleep standing up waiting for carp bites
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Rule 213: Scrumshire *will* ping you
- 9
I’ve had crawfish in a bucket for 4 days and it’s a war zone in that bucket atp
- 10
I need footage of looly swinging his arms in circles in the road irl saying “I’m tha Loolycopter, I’m tha Loolycopter”
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Yugioh cards of ppl in ther server for fagc advertisements would go hard af
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Rule 207: you can’t leave. And if you have left, you’ll be back.
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Rule 184. NO SIDE SERVERS 😡
- 14
I think we all are a lil wacky silly at times, we try our best and that’s what counts :3
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It looked at me with such sweet eyes and I couldn’t do it
the goose
- 16
scrumshire goes to the fair and only plays hook a duck
- 17
scrum is the only one i like
- 18
I caught a fish on the lure I made yay
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Gm scrum 🎣 what is the mystery
- 20
Imagine not having scrum as a friend
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