Ultra

@ultraindigo_ · here since jan 2026

hosted the award show, lost the election, had hot wings for breakfast again

  • fagys host
  • wings for breakfast
  • planned opposition
  • certified lolbull

the reading

ultra eats something and then tells genchat about it. mostly it's hot wings for breakfast1. 22 messages say hot wings. they cost $5 and ultra has the defense ready for anyone who thinks that's a strange morning2. when there aren't any the chat finds out in caps3. other days it's half a rotisserie chicken in a parking lot4 or mediterranean fish dip at the wheel, with a photo5.

the other running story is that ultra is evil. somebody is always turning him evil, or has made him evil again6. the word is in 35 of his messages. he once offered an anagram as his defense7 and the letters do work. the chat isn't scared. hoover said ultra is incapable of being mean to anybody but himself8. when Melvin Doo thanked evil ultra for the birthday wishes the answer was you're welcome, still evil9.

ultra also organizes. in march it was the fagys, the award show, run with Melvin Doo. ultra collected categories in general and reported back that the positive ones were hard10. in august it was zombie's run for mayor, 28 messages with zombie's name in three days, one of them about a list11. in september ultra ran. vote ultra went out 13 times in one day, ultra found his own vote count suspicious12, and once the results were in he had only ever been planned opposition13. the third of the dots hasn't arrived either and ultra has brought it up14.

about the typing. 1,082 messages end in lol, which is about one in fourteen, and 82 end in okay. at some point the phone started turning probably into probbalt. ultra explained the situation15 and kept sending it. wren's review is that ultra is always so quotable16. the archive picks ultra up on january 14 2026 and has 15,547 messages from the eight months after that, 15,009 of them in genchat.

most likely to

  • have hot wings for breakfast again and say again1
  • eat half a rotisserie chicken without leaving the parking lot4
  • eat fish dip while driving and send genchat the photo5
  • put you on a list over a discord election11
  • clear his name with an anagram7
  • lose a vote and say that was the plan13

flags

green flags

  • incapable of being mean to anybody but himself, according to hoover8
  • 54 good mornings on file and a goodnight that told everyone life is a gift18
  • says happy birthday even on evil days9
  • threw the server an award show and went looking for nice categories10

red flags

  • got called a lolcow and answered lolbull17
  • breakfast is hot wings and the whole review is that they never hurt his stomach2
  • finds his own vote total suspicious12
  • knows the phone types probbalt and sends it anyway15

eras

  1. fagys host

    asked the chat for award categories on march 2 and the ceremony went out in vc on the 12th. the nice categories were the hard part10

  2. wings for breakfast

    3,167 messages in april and 2,868 in may, 349 of them on april 27. a lot of it was breakfast12

  3. zombie's campaign

    28 messages naming zombie between august 26 and 28. voters were warned about a list11

  4. candidate ultra

    ran for mayor, typed vote ultra 13 times on the 12th, came up short and settled on planned opposition1213

orbit

  • wren

    1,275 replies and mentions between them. wren's summary is that ultra is always so quotable16

  • hoover

    hoover called ultra a lolcow and ultra corrected it to lolbull17. hoover is also the one who said ultra can only be mean to himself8

  • Melvin Doo

    they ran the fagys together. scooby says thanks evil ultra, ultra says you're welcome, still evil9

  • [FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐

    ultra ate half a rotisserie chicken in a parking lot4 and scrum demanded the calories back19

  • TEXAS TURKEY

    texas said ultra's clown shoes don't squeak. ultra said only new ones do, and that texas hasn't walked a mile in his20

receipts

  1. 1
    Ultra#general

    Hot wings for breakfast again

  2. 2
    Ultra#general

    From an outsider perspective I agree it seems crazy but the wings are actually good and only $5 , they never hurt my stomach

    💯 1
  3. 3
    Ultra#general

    NO HOT WINGS

  4. 4
    Ultra#general

    I just ate half a rotisserie chicken in the parking lot

    ❤️ 1💎 1
  5. 5
    Ultra#general

    Mediterranean fish dip while driving

    picture posted with this message
  6. 6
    Ultra#general

    They made me evil again

    💎 1
  7. 7
    Ultra#general

    Y’know and anagram of Ultra Evil is Virtue All

  8. 8
    hoover#general

    ultra is incapable of being mean to anybody but himself hes nice

  9. 9
    Ultra#general

    You’re welcome! ( still evil )

    scooby had just said thanks evil ultra for the birthday wishes

  10. 10
    Ultra#general

    We are looking for positive awards too but it’s hard lol

  11. 11
    Ultra#general

    If you don’t vote for Zombie you’re being put on a list

    👆 3🦷 1🪥 1👄 1
  12. 12
    Ultra#general

    I think it’s suspicious I don’t have more votes

  13. 13
    Ultra#general

    I was just planned opposition

    right after the mayor results

  14. 14
    Ultra#general

    They refuse to give me a third dot after all the bits I’ve done

  15. 15
    Ultra#general

    when I type probably it puts probbalt when I type probbalt it puts probably

  16. 16
    wren#general

    ultra yr always so quotable

  17. 17
    Ultra#general

    I’m not a lolcow I’m a lolbull

    hoover had just called ultra a lolcow

  18. 18
    Ultra#general

    Life is actually great and a gift we should all cherish , goodnight you guys

    💝 4
  19. 19
    [FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐#general

    You’re stealing all my calories I need them back now !!

    ultra had just eaten half a rotisserie chicken

  20. 20
    Ultra#general

    Only new clown shoes squeak Texas, you would know that if you walked even a mile in my clown shoes