RatSlayer
@ratslayer_ · here since oct 2025
the name says ratslayer. the raccoons out back get hotdogs
- the real rat
- 100 snails out front
- bling roku owner
- mom by request
the reading
the name says ratslayer and rat is on the rats' side. announced im the real rat in the middle of someone else's argument6. leaves two hotdogs out back for the raccoons1. has over 100 pet snails out front3. the cat turned out to have another family2. it goes all the way down to bugs. in october rat cried really hard after learning they can't feel pain4, and about an hour later a bug hotel was planned for the next day5. meow shows up in 26 messages, 17 of them with nothing else in them.
rat makes things. two hours went into what is now da bling roku7. when TEXAS TURKEY needed a cat tail out of nothing, rat had the yarn weft method typed out inside three minutes, kitty grooming brush and flat iron setting included8. in january rat posted a photo and asked genchat whether the hair in it was purple or red. purple won 3 to 19.
rat's ruling on punctuation is stop using periods10. you look like you ate bees went out twice in three days12. the same account has typed queen 13 times and :3 in 34 messages. on august 3 rat asked can i be your guys mom13. Ultra said yes, and eleven minutes later was telling mom to learn how to use discord14.
the rest is waiting on half life 3. in may the release date was whenever valve learns how to count to three15. in october a rumor came out and rat went all caps about hopium16. the gordon freeman gif has been posted 4 times. while waiting there is cheese, which is all rat eats17. [FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐ said that checks out for the name18.
most likely to
flags
green flags
eras
sushi socks
15 messages across october and november, then rat turned up in genchat on december 23 describing a pair of socks20. 151 messages that month, nearly all of them in the last nine days.
purple or red
366 messages and one hair poll9. then it went quiet, under 100 a month from february to april.
mom month
1,376 messages, up from 74 in july, with 187 on the 17th alone. asked to be mom on the 3rd13 and finished the roku on the 12th7.
bug hotel season
342 messages. bugs can't feel pain4, the bugs get a hotel5, and half life 3 might be real16.
orbit
hooverrat said stop using periods10. hoover's whole reply was shut fuck11
TEXAS TURKEYtexas asked how to make a cat tail out of nothing. rat answered like someone who has made a few8
Ultrarat asked to be mom13. ultra said yes and mom's first review was that mom can't use discord14
[FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐rat said all i eat is various cheese17. scrum said the name checks out18
jingle bellzingerthe one thing they agree on is chained kong in smash. rat's plan was to email nintendo19
receipts
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two hotdogs out back for the raccoons
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my cat has another family
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i got over 100 pet snails out front!!!
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i cried really hard earlier because i learned bugs cant feel pain
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immaking a bug hotel tomorrow
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im the real rat
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two hours of my life
🔥 2❤️ 1😎 1✨ 1the next two messages were i can never get back and for da bling roku
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make yarn bunches, preferably acrylic,, brush with kitty grooming brush until fluffy, flat iron on low and you got yarn wefts :3
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is my hair purple or red
🟣 3🟥 1posted with a photo. the reacts are the vote
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stop using periods
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shut fuck
hoover, 8 seconds later
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you look like you ate bees
😂 1 - 13
can i be your guys mom
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I can’t wait until you know how to use discord mom
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idk whenever valve learns how to count to three man. i want it so bad 😭
✅ 3on half life 3
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HOPIUM ISALL I HAVE
a half life 3 rumor had just come out
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all i eat is various cheese
❤️ 1 - 18
Ur name checks out
scrum, replying to the cheese
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lets all email nintendo
to get chained kong into smash
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they are hello kitty sushi socks