Poop D$
@rickusbeanus · here since jan 2025
files turd status reports live. trust him, he knows poop
- poopology 101 faculty
- status: wiped
- pow wow herald
- hates alabama twice
the reading
nobody calls him rick. 42 accounts have typed poop dollaz, 128 times between them, and 17 of those came before he had ten messages in the archive. one person missed him out loud20. then on january 20 he sent 200 messages in a day and one of them was the announcement1.
153 of his messages have poop, fart or turd in them and a lot are filed from the seat. genchat gets ass status: wiped2. it gets turd status: stuck3. the stuck one ran 29 messages over 26 minutes and ended with a sprint to the other bathroom4. he says he knows poop5 and that he taught it at lsu6. wren checked on vc once and wrote up what was in there7.
the other subject is wrestling. 75 messages, and Voxel is on the other end of a lot of them. collision is background noise with a few good matches8. then september comes and it's lsu. he streamed college football all day for a chat he called nerds10 and keeps a ranked list of things he hates that is one item long9.
the rest is habits. the same cow licking gif 27 times between august 1 and september 13, 19 of them replying to nothing. pow wow season, declared 6 times so far11. and kevin. poop had a rare one and went looking for hoover to show him12.
most likely to
flags
green flags
eras
mostly a rumor
8 messages in over a year. other people typed the name 17 times anyway and one of them said they missed him20
the announcement
200 messages on january 20, which was 25 times everything he'd posted before. one of them was the name1
status reports
607, 654, then 695 messages a month. ass status got filed in may and turd status in july23
peak log
1,086 messages, 50 of them with poop, fart or turd in them. the lumberjack line is august 115 and the credentials are august 1556
geaux time
674 in september, 194 in october. football and the toilet both made it through, in one message on halloween14
orbit
Voxelvoxel says don't watch collision. poop watches collision8. they've been at the wrestling since march
Physician Lover of Frank Hasslepoop checks whether physician pooped today18. it's a real question and it gets a real answer
Ultraultra posted a taco bell run. poop said it was shaped like something else and that he'd know5
[FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐poop filed ass status: wiped2. scrum told the chat to say yay19
hooverhoover is who the rare kevin is for12
receipts
- 1
I am poopdollaz
- 2
Ass status: wiped
🔥 1 - 3
TURD STATUS : STUCK
- 4
Did a shit sprint to the other bathroom and wiped my ass there
🔥 1 - 5
and trust me, i know poop
😆 1about a taco
- 6
i taught poopology 101 at lsu
- 7
just poop dollaz farting
😂 1the state of vc
- 8
collision is never as good as dynamite but has some gem matches here and there
- 9
IF THERES 2 FUCKING THINGS I HATE ITS
1 ALABAMA
2 ALABAMA - 10
ima stream college football all day, not like any of u nerds watch it
😂 1 - 11
were dick deep in pow wow season
- 12
I have a rare Kevin for him
him is hoover
- 13
Ima start my own play dough style company called "poop goop"
- 14
Once I get off this toilet I dont care cuz il be watching college football for about 12 hours
- 15
They call me a lumberjack cuz all I do is drop logs
🪵 2 - 16
I wonder if I get that Samsung fold, if my typos would go down
- 17
i always reply with the "your welcome young man"
❤️ 1 - 18
Did u poop today
to physician, who had
- 19
Everyone say “yay Poopdollaz”
right after ass status: wiped
- 20
i miss poop dollaz
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