Melvin Doo

@scoobydoolover13 · here since dec 2024

said no to the fagys and to mayor, did both, and brought bread

  • melvin monday
  • quit the fagys once
  • mayor melly
  • makes the butter too

the reading

melvin has a weekly holiday and it's called melvin monday. it has come up 14 times in melvin's own messages, the big ones in caps1. hoover checked once and it was tuesday2. DatPat asked if every monday was melvin monday, got a yes, and came out against it3. the rest of the week melvin types melvin. one word, nothing else, 76 times, because the autoresponder answers to it4. everyone else in the server put together has done that 32 times. on july 22 melvin did it 15 times in a day.

the other habit is turning a job down and then doing the job. four days before the fagys wrapped, melvin was out5. melvin is also who wrapped them6. in september the job was mayor. stop voting for me went out in caps7 and six and a half hours later there was a new mayor with a new attitude8.

off the server it's bread and dogs. melvin makes the bread and the butter9, and the machine runs on a timer so the loaf is done two hours before melvin is up10. the fishing sandwiches go on that bread and [FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐ gets told about it11. bison dog has a hat from the markets12. bruce showed up on june 10 and two days later was on guard duty against a broom that bruce knocked over13.

melvin also misses the old fagc14. it comes out as we used to be a community in january and we used to be a family in september, with dead server twice in between. Voxel was around for the era in question15.

most likely to

  • win an election six and a half hours after typing stop voting for me78
  • have a loaf done before the alarm goes off10
  • tell you that you look like you only use lane assist17
  • get two little bats and name them after jingle bellzinger18
  • leave the chatbot's sign off on the copypasta and then point it out in caps16

flags

green flags

red flags

  • says no and four days later you find melvin doing it56
  • 76 messages that are only the word melvin4
  • melvin monday has been on a tuesday12
  • misses a version of the server that Voxel can't find1415

eras

  1. picsart desk

    never more than 52 messages a month and the good ones were edits. 47 files out of picsart that year. the one captioned as requested got a gem from 16 people, still melvin's record19

  2. handstand week

    genchat opened on the 22nd and melvin was in it 18 minutes later with a kanye gif. the handstand chain letter went up six times that day and the christmas edition followed on the 26th with the prompt still attached16. 462 messages that month, up from 44

  3. award season

    the fagys. 1,246 messages, 201 of them on march 16. out on the 9th, closing the show on the 13th56

  4. bruce and bread

    bruce arrived on june 10 and bread came up in 12 messages that month. one of them was the timer1310

  5. mayor melly

    asked the chat to stop voting and got elected on the 5th anyway78

orbit

  • Ultra

    they spent eight minutes in july trading insults for small men. melvin's entry was lane assist17

  • hoover

    melvin declares the holiday and hoover says what day it is2

  • Voxel

    melvin misses the good old days. voxel's position is there weren't any1415

  • [FAG]MR. PILGRIMSHIRE 🎃⭐⭐⭐

    scrum is the carp guy so scrum gets the fishing updates, down to the sandwiches11

  • jingle bellzinger

    there are two little bats at melvin's place called butt and zinger18

  • DatPat

    asked two questions about melvin monday and voted no3

receipts

  1. 1
    Melvin Doo#general

    HAPPY MELVIN MONDAY

    ❤️ 1
  2. 2
    hoover#general

    its tuesday stop lying

  3. 3
    DatPat#general

    no I don't like melvin monday

    after asking if every monday was melvin monday and being told yeah

  4. 4
    Melvin Doo#general

    Melvin

    the autoresponder answers to it

  5. 5
    Melvin Doo#general

    I'm not doing the Fagys anymore.

  6. 6
    Melvin Doo#general

    AND THAT CONCLUDES THE 2026 FAGYS

  7. 7
    Melvin Doo#general

    STOP VOTING FOR ME

    🤣 1
  8. 8
    Melvin Doo#general

    I'm the fucking mayor

  9. 9
    Melvin Doo#general

    I MADE THIS BREAD AND THIS BUTTER

    💎 2❤️ 1👏 1🍞 1
  10. 10
    Melvin Doo#general

    My bread machine has a timer, so I have it cooked 2 hours before I wake so it's not too hot and I can slice it

  11. 11
    Melvin Doo#general

    Im making egg Sammie's on the bread I made for fishing later scrum!!

    🔥 1🎣 1
  12. 12
    Melvin Doo#general

    I took bison dog to the markets and got him a silly lil hat

    picture posted with this message
    ❤️ 5💎 5😍 3🙏 2
  13. 13
    Melvin Doo#general

    He is protecting me because he knocked over a broom and it made a noise

    picture posted with this message
    💎 5❤️ 4🥹 4🐶 2

    bruce

  14. 14
    Melvin Doo#general

    I miss when we all got along.

  15. 15
    Voxel#general

    This quite literally never happened ever

  16. 16
    Melvin Doo#general

    LOL I DIDNT EVEN DELETE THE END OF THE PROMPT

    about the christmas edition of the handstand copypasta, posted a minute before

  17. 17
    Melvin Doo#general

    You look like you only use lane assist

  18. 18
    Melvin Doo#general

    They're names are butt and zinger

    two little bats, a black one and a pink one

  19. 19
    Melvin Doo#fag-moments

    As requested

    💎 16:KEKW: 3
  20. 20
    Melvin Doo#general

    I give it to my neighbours, I made jam and butter as well